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Thanks to a friend I got the sound back, but SAI still won't work even after re installation, so the only thing I can do it save all my files to a stick and set my computer back to factory settings (aka, no windows 8.1 on factory settings)

I'll be losing a bunch of internet data and such, but I'm going to be optimistic and say that my computer could use a nice cleaning anyway. It's had a lot of viruses over the past few months due to me being REALLY careless, so it will probably be for the better. 

But anyway, here's a meme (warning for the language being harsh) 

[ ] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[x] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[x] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a Bitch/Bastard
[x] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ] I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[x] I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[ ] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[ ] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[ ] I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
[ ] I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[X] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[ ] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". 
[ ] I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
[X] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[X] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x] I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[ ] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. 
[x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[x] I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ] I have SMALL BOOBS, so I MUST be ugly.
[ ] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[ ] I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. 
[x] I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
[x] I hang out with BI'S, so i must be BI TOO
[ ] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ] I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ] I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ] Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
[ ] Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
[x] I'm a GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. 
[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[ ] I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[x] I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I must be FAT.
[ ] I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
[ ] I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks.
[ ] I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ] I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ] I'm a SATANIST, so I MUST be evil and sacrifice children's blood.
[ ] I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
[ ] I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
[ ] I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork
[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ] I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[ ] I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ] I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
[ ] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. WELL... 
[x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ] I'm PREPPY, so I must be stuck-up
[ ] I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[X] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I don't like them, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ] I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
[ ] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ] I'm BI-CURIOUS, so I MUST be fucked up and confused.
[ ] I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small thingy.
[ ] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ] I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[x] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
[ ] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ] I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[x] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a girl thingy. 
[x] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[ ] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[x] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bastard.
[ ] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x] I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ] I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[x] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ] I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ] I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ] I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
[ ] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[X] I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[ ] I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. 
[ ] I'm DUTCH so I MUST be into drugs.
[ ] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[x] I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[X] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ] I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[ ] I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[X] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[x] I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[ ] I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ] I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ] I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cocky or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x] I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[X] I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. 
[x] I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[x] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[x] I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ] I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ] I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[x] I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[X] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[ ] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ] I'm DANISH so I MUST hate all Swedes.
[ ] I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[X] I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[ ] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[x] I'm a GEEK so I MUST look stupid and have no social life.
[x] I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ] I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ] I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[ ] I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ] I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
[ ] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
[ ] I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
[x] I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
[x] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[ ] I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[ ] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[ ] I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST run around in a kilt playing bag pipes.
[ ] I'm FRENCH so I MUST be a stuck up person who get abortions.
[ ] I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
[x] I'm a FANGIRL/BOY so I MUST be annoying and over-obsessed
[x] I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
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SuperTaldo66's avatar
This meme was funny as hell :lol: I'm so gonna share it with my buddies